The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021
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a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
by st. ego February 4, 2021
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In sports, the term is often confused with a bandwagoner, but unlike bandwagon fans, a fair weather fan initially has some interest in the team, but they want nothing to do with them when tough times occur. As soon as the team starts to turn things around and starts winning, they act as if they been there through thick and thin.
A fair weather friend is more of an associate/acquaintance. They aren't truly your friend, but you talk to them enough to somewhat know them personally. They act nice to you when they need something, but as soon as you need them to return the favor, they are nowhere to be found. A true friend is there for you no matter what.
This term can be applied to anything in life, but these are the most common.
In sports, the term is often confused with a bandwagoner, but unlike bandwagon fans, a fair weather fan initially has some interest in the team, but they want nothing to do with them when tough times occur. As soon as the team starts to turn things around and starts winning, they act as if they been there through thick and thin.
A fair weather friend is more of an associate/acquaintance. They aren't truly your friend, but you talk to them enough to somewhat know them personally. They act nice to you when they need something, but as soon as you need them to return the favor, they are nowhere to be found. A true friend is there for you no matter what.
This term can be applied to anything in life, but these are the most common.
________
-Example of fair weather fan-
Me: The Lakers are on tonight, I can't wait
Fair Weather Fan: I can't wait either, they rock this year
Me: I thought you said acouple years back you were done watching them after ________ got traded and you couldn't stand all their mounting losses
Fair Weather Fan: Shh the games starting
-Example of Fair Weather Friend-
Fair Weather Friend: Hey I was absent last week, can I borrow your notes?
Me: Sure man, no prob
Fair Weather Friend: Cool man thanks. You wanna chill later on after your done with all your classes?
......Later on that day......
Fair Weather Friend: Thanks for letting me use your notes, i got a B on the test
Me: Its cool. So we still gonna hang out?
Fair Weather Friend: Huh, hang out? Nah man I can't, I got plans with other people
-Example of fair weather fan-
Me: The Lakers are on tonight, I can't wait
Fair Weather Fan: I can't wait either, they rock this year
Me: I thought you said acouple years back you were done watching them after ________ got traded and you couldn't stand all their mounting losses
Fair Weather Fan: Shh the games starting
-Example of Fair Weather Friend-
Fair Weather Friend: Hey I was absent last week, can I borrow your notes?
Me: Sure man, no prob
Fair Weather Friend: Cool man thanks. You wanna chill later on after your done with all your classes?
......Later on that day......
Fair Weather Friend: Thanks for letting me use your notes, i got a B on the test
Me: Its cool. So we still gonna hang out?
Fair Weather Friend: Huh, hang out? Nah man I can't, I got plans with other people
by .PiCe.NuSSy. January 20, 2009
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Get the faidat mug.Miles Fairchild is a fictional character in the movie: the turning. He’s also known as: the most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe.
Someone: “Who is Miles Fairchild?”
Me: “The most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe!”
Me: “The most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe!”
by Finnwolfhardsbiggestsimp January 4, 2021
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-Dude, I sus that guy Terrance from gym class.
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
by Tenneswag420 January 3, 2014
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