Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"
Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."
Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."
Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."
Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."
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Girl 1: "I'm back with Samuel"
Girl 2: "...who you broke up with last week?"
Girl 1: "Yeah!"
Girl 2: "LOLOLOLOL FAILTRON"
Girl 2: "...who you broke up with last week?"
Girl 1: "Yeah!"
Girl 2: "LOLOLOLOL FAILTRON"
by Rapistmode September 29, 2010
Get the Failtron mug.Noun: A town comprised of people who continually fail at things.
Adjective: Someone who belongs in failtown because they fail.
Adjective: Someone who belongs in failtown because they fail.
by kenny of the sea January 13, 2008
Get the failtown mug.A derogative term coined by chapo trap house fans and leftist twitter users, often referring to a young man from a successful family who is currently perceived as a "failure" compared to his predecessor.
The use of "failson" is one of the hallmark projections thrown out by insecure numales online, and typically stems from their own failed relationships with their fathers / families. Many leftist internet users have tried to suppress the deep sense of shame they feel stemming from how much they've disappointed their fathers in life. As a result, many can't help but accuse other people, who still have a relationship with their family, as being a failure in the same way they are. The typical "failson" has wealthy parents and a good relationship with his family, which causes a deep, seething jealousy in those who struggle financially and failed to maintain a relationship with their parents. It is an insult used as a way cope with the fact they have no support from their family or their parents. The truth is many "failsons" go on to succeed in life, have families and careers, while the individuals calling people "failsons" post about the benefits of socialism on social media while living in poverty.
Calling someone a failson is a way of saying "I wish I had what he had". Not only wanting for the affluence and wealth that comes from having successful parents, but for a deep desire to have a good relationship with mom and dad.
The use of "failson" is one of the hallmark projections thrown out by insecure numales online, and typically stems from their own failed relationships with their fathers / families. Many leftist internet users have tried to suppress the deep sense of shame they feel stemming from how much they've disappointed their fathers in life. As a result, many can't help but accuse other people, who still have a relationship with their family, as being a failure in the same way they are. The typical "failson" has wealthy parents and a good relationship with his family, which causes a deep, seething jealousy in those who struggle financially and failed to maintain a relationship with their parents. It is an insult used as a way cope with the fact they have no support from their family or their parents. The truth is many "failsons" go on to succeed in life, have families and careers, while the individuals calling people "failsons" post about the benefits of socialism on social media while living in poverty.
Calling someone a failson is a way of saying "I wish I had what he had". Not only wanting for the affluence and wealth that comes from having successful parents, but for a deep desire to have a good relationship with mom and dad.
*Guy and his dad fishing*
nintendo switch guy with a patchy beard: what a pathetic failson. He needs his daddy! what a baby! *cries inside*
nintendo switch guy with a patchy beard: what a pathetic failson. He needs his daddy! what a baby! *cries inside*
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