Failtard

Someone who fails at life, in general - but also does it in a rather amusing way.

Jen - Dr. Ian Malcolm is easily the hottest man in Jurassic Park, despite now being painfully old and wrinkly..especially down below.

Dan - You're a fucking failtard man.

by Crouchio March 4, 2010

failbarrasting

fail + embarrasting = failbarrasting

guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2

guy 1: Did you see David crap on his car thinking it was his car?

guy 2 : Yup, that was real failbarrasting

by Fluffeecrazy December 27, 2009

Failrage

the observation of things that are sarcasticly funny, the failure to understand the humor, and the ensuing anger from this misunderstanding.

People who think The Onion is a real news source are all full of failrage.

by ladywit August 3, 2011

Faillary

The election was Hillary's to lose. She failed.

Faillary was beaten by Trump. That's like being beaten in a sack race by a quadraplegic.

by ObiGun January 15, 2017

Failtard

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".

Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*

by Box Worm December 1, 2019

failmarriage

a marriage that was doomed from the start (usually homoerotic context)

"do you ever think about gordon brown and tony blair's failmarriage?"
"yeah, they're kind of the original shiv roy and tom wambsgans"

by sharontateluvr June 5, 2024