failbag

Someone containing a large amount of fail.

Carile is such a failbag, she's only sixteen and already has three kids.

by Kitsuneboom September 9, 2009

Failmageddon

Failageddon is a massive spam of wipes,lost battlegrounds or any other sorts of fail in any MMORPG (especially WoW).

<player 1> Man,we wiped 17 times on Thaddius in Naxx 25 today!

<player 2> What a failmageddon :O

by Uber Failz December 24, 2009

Failbar

-noun
1) An individual who fails on an epic level, who also happens to contain the word "bar" in their name.
2) A fail that is astonishingly awkward, or is noteworthy primarily due to its awkwardness.
3) To fail particularly hard, to a point that comforting is needed.

1) "Inbar really screwed up last night...definite example of a failbar."

2) "That may have been the most awkward moment I've ever experienced...a total failbar."

3) "Skyler had a failbar so epic, it took every one of us to comfort him."

by Kalleo June 2, 2010

Epic Of The Failage

It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!

BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!

by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009

Failware

Windows, as well as other software that fails to deliver anything useful to its users.

God damn it Windows sucks ass, I'm sick of this failware

by Darklink255 August 24, 2008

Failbreak

Trying to jailbreak an iPod/iPhone but ending up having to restore your device after failing at the jailbreak.

John: Hey Jane didn't you jailbreak your iPod to get free apps?

Jane: Nah, I screwed that up and ended up failbreaking it.

by TheBadAppleseed February 25, 2011

Failbang

To bring a female back to have sex but failing to have any sexual encounter.

Friend: Hey man so what happened?

You: It's not about failbanging that hot chick from work.

Friend: Haha damn!

by DC_1 November 29, 2012