Fafflequag

A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

by MarcelM February 10, 2008

faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

faffhead

Someone with idiotic idiosyncrasies.

Look at that guy climbing a mountain in flip-flops. What a faffhead.

by wearetheloop January 24, 2008

Faffief

EO's most popular and least understood fad. Sublime's head meets his keyboard in an IRC chat and the result is the holy faffief.

I got it wrong? Faffief!

by monkey144 January 17, 2004

faffief

A word used for anything. Faffief also represents the ownage of Evolved Online.

Faffief you.
Want to see my faffier?
I faffief up, big time.

by daftpunkfan February 15, 2004

fraffled

A vagina which has been pounded into its now droopy shape.

Somebody ran some laps on that vagina, it's fraffled up.

by mooneyedlion January 10, 2015