Fuckage

Like mileage, but for sexual intercourse.

I’ve gotten a lot of fuckage lately.

My thirty-year-old virgin brother is super jealous of my fuckage.

by Emery1 May 31, 2021

Fuckage

the extent to which something is damged.

the amount of paint chipped off of a bike pedal.

by seth wants dreads July 17, 2003

fuckage

A percentage upcharge, added into the final bid on a contract where there is an ongoing business relationship, in which the contractor has previously been shortchanged or "backcharged" unlawfully by the customer. This percentage varies from customer to customer, and may be cumulative over time. It includes an additional percentage, to cover slow payment, demands for "free" extra work, unwarranted payment disputes, time spent on the phone with their reps explaining why they have to pay for services rendered and documented, extra time on resulting paperwork , "adjusted" bids after the work is complete, and the aggravation of knowing the customer will pull any trick they can, to force you to perform work for free, which they themselves will then happily bill their client for.

"I'm counting 43 cubic yards of debris to remove here. The customer took over two months to pay last time, then tried to get me to knock another $50 off the agreed price after the work was complete. Counting in the time and aggravation, we'll add another 4 cubic yards for fuckage...make that 5 cubic yards on principle. Bid will be to remove 48 cubic yards of debris, including fuckage."

by lowflyer December 12, 2016

fuckage

an exclamation used when one is disappointed or upset.

Fuckage! Those ruddy bastards all left!

by Jen June 27, 2004

Fuckage

To fuck with someone, or literally, fuck with someone.

Guy: "Hey, you need some fuckage in your life!"
Girl: "I dont need any fuckage. Don't fuckage with me!"

by Shapow! December 15, 2010

Fuckage

Fuckage is all the things that that make it a pain in the ass when doing something .

The sum total of those things that make you say "FUCK" out of flustration.

This would be easy to do if it wasn't for all the fuckage in the way.

by jp5er December 28, 2009

fuckage

the essence and gooey physical remnants left in the bed from a night of intercourse

usual components include semen, pussy juice, lube, and occasionally blood or fecal matter

ew dude don't sit on my bed... it has all my fuckage from last night with the club ho I brought home

by pwnzone February 10, 2010