facewalker

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.

guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009

facebalk

To stalk someone on facebook using the pictures and info tabs on their profile. Some people will have adresses and cell phone numbers and screen names so it is really easy to stalk them. To get the definition of these people, see retard.

Dude 1: DUDE! I totally just sent this babe a friend request on facebook and she accepted it!

Dude 2: And?

Dude 1: She totally had her TWO cell phone numbers on there with her screen names from AIM, Skype, and MSN. Oh! She also had her adress on there and she lives right next to me! This is gonna be my third facebalk this month!

Dude 2: Dude, it's only the 5th.

Dude 1: Dude, I know!

Dude 2: I can smell a gang bang in the distance.

by IxSuperTrampxI July 16, 2009

facebalk

stalking people on facebook

I didn't know if she had a boyfriend so I had to facebalk her.

by cjykey2009 February 4, 2010

Facewallin

The act of not responding/replying to an MSN/Game message because the person is on facebook.

(WARNING) MAY BE DENIED, THIS IS ONLY IN SERIOUS CASES.

The Person1 wrote person2 a message and recieved no reply. Person1 then says in the next message no need to be facewallin me. u slacker.

by Attention Seeker October 15, 2010

Facebalk

A person who has not joined Facebook.

It's so weird, Bill is a web designer and he is still facebalking. Makes it harder to stay in touch with him.

by stuhem October 28, 2010

Facewall

When your palm isn’t enough

*teacher facewalled after the student complained about failing the test after not studying*

by Dramatic March 3, 2024