Facerbation

To create a face book page dedicated to all of the outstanding qualities about one's self, and then "liking" said page on his own profile. The self gratification is similar to sexually pleasuring one's self.

Did you catch John's facerbation?

No

He created an entire page dedicated to all of his "outstanding qualities" and exceptional achievements, and then "liked" himself.

And then came in his pants?

Yes, Exactly.

by serry November 2, 2011

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011

facetnating

To be fixated or astounded by some fine cut jewelry.

Diamonds are facetnating to look at... when in the right lighting.

by NepentheRay October 30, 2013

Faceturbating

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

by Faceturbater December 1, 2010

Facebaking

Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.

You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"

by CaptainBruno April 26, 2010

FaceBaiting

The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.

Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?

FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!

Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!

by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011