Facebookation

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.

Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

facebookintervention

Intervention designed to make the addicted person to understand life exist outside of face book.By using a professional facilitator with real friends and family who love and want their face bookie to come home to reality

I love Patti so much I had to have this facebookintervention to make her understand we are all sick of her stupid post,and to come back to us her husband and dogs Gus and Rufus.

by ceabel July 7, 2012

Facebookstitute

One who prostitutes themselves on facebook by adding strangers to increase their friend total.

I signed into facebook this morning and I had 12 friends requests from facebookstitutes. I have no idea who they are, but they must be desperate for friends.

by Susie Stewardess May 14, 2009

facebookophobe

Someone who thinks that by refusing to join facebook, they are somehow "cool", and "not giving in", while in reality this only causes problems for everyone else who does use facebook. They use it to coordinate events and groups, but have to make special exceptions for those who aren't on it, even when they could be.

No, I'll have to send Alex a separate email. Yeah, he's a facebookophobe. What a fucking retard.

Facebookophobe ftw.

by oneplus999 July 30, 2008

Facebookucide

When anything on Facebook makes you so depressed, i.e. seeing your ex-boyfriend's profile, or realizing you have 600 friends and you're alone on Friday night, that you delete yourself.

Neil: Hey, where is Zee's profile?

Christina: Oh, she misses me and seeing my posts made her depressed. She committed Facebookucide.

Neil: Wooord. Dang. She will be missed.

by Conafosho March 4, 2011

Facebookworthy

An event, photo, rumor, or other happening that is worthy of posting on your Facebook profile for everyone to see.

"I just partied, drank scotch & sang karaoke all night with guys and their Korean servant girl harem in their mob lair without paying a single yen. It was definitely a Facebookworthy evening."

by Travitron December 16, 2008

Facebookatheist

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.

I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.

by AH73 May 12, 2011