Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

by Shinebert August 24, 2010

fadafucking fuck

A term used my maximbady when he is confused on what happen

*A cow talks*
Maximbady: "What the fadafucking fuck is that?"

by Daddy F U C K M E. April 5, 2017

Fanfuckingtastical

To be the best of something that there is. To be great and extremely, utterly wonderful. Not just fantastic, not just fantastical, but fanfuckingtastical. The epitome of fantasticness. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.

This is the most fanfuckingtastical day of my life!
Sarcastic example: Oh that's just fanfuckingtastical, I'm late to work, haven't eaten breakfast and my tire is flat. Fanfuckingtastical!

by Aryn Bliss December 25, 2008

face fucking

the manner of one person fucking another persons mouth.. usaully, it's the man who sticks his penis into either another man or woman's mouth.. but sometimes it's a woman who slaps a strap-on onto herslef and sticks it into someone's mouth.. (see strap-on)

hey, you over there.. come upstairs and let me face fuck you!

by knobby knob knob February 3, 2005

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by 28137021892udisswmjd0dkjq0djm2 March 27, 2015

facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurking."

by afloydkillah June 28, 2007

fanfuckingtastic

i.e. WOW! or thats good.. or another word for brilliant lol

just had sex.. it was good.....*fanfuckingtastic*

by mattie February 21, 2005