face bump

A kiss without making the smooch sound

I wanted a real kiss, not a face bump!!

by budlightdraft June 2, 2015

bumpy face

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

by .E August 14, 2009

Bump face

Someone who is a pessimist or a downer

You are a bump face

by Otaku kid 321 January 14, 2017

facebum

A person who spends alot of time on the social networking site Facebook. It can also refer to anyone who uses Facebook.

I'm going to tell all my facebums about this.

by m0tive February 18, 2009

Facebummer

A Facebook® user who suffers from any number of depressive conditions and thus only posts depressing, awkward and dismal status updates.

"I had to remove Annette from my news feed because her status updates are always so incredibly depressing. She's become a real Facebummer lately."

by Uvula February 17, 2010

Facebump

The act of creating useless statuses on Facebook solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.
A useless Facebook status created solely for the purpose of bumping other entries further down on the page.

I just Facebumped Fred's page

by Waccused March 24, 2009