Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.

John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.

by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022

Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 5, 2022

fabric pube sea

a sea of pube fabric

join us on our boat on the fabric pube sea

by ynofficialaccount February 20, 2025

pushing fabric

when one has to poo and the tip of the turdburg is poking out and pushing against the fabric of the underwear or pants.

oh god, I've gotta shit. I'm pushing fabric over here.

by Biggy Balls February 8, 2008

ass to fabric

When someone isn't wearing panties or underwear and their ass funk is making contact with their pants, shorts.

Bro she's not wearing any underwear. ..
Straight ass to fabric bro

by Guamanian invasion July 19, 2014

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004

cutting fabric

When it's extremely cold outside and a person's nipples which are known to contract in cold temperatures and stiffen (or "get hard"), so much so, that one might suggest they could possibly pierce the fabric of a person's shirt.

It's so cold out I'm cutting fabric.

by Really Big Al May 27, 2014