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Flamingo fanny

A word that one of my mates came up with in a boring maths lesson.
by Abi F January 3, 2020
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fanneh

A disgusting, frankenstein like being whose only noticeable existence outside the realm of Britannia is when, after hours of fanneh fingerin desperation and persistent persuasion, he goes to the cinema to see some crappy action film which he for some reason thinks is amazing. The fanneh can easily be spotted by his bright red coat and stretchy grey jogging pants used to protect himself, and of course make him look like a tit.
fanneh fingerin desperate
by Michael Sena April 5, 2003
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Fanny Daggers

In your 3rd trimester, when it feels like your baby is trying to dig his/her way out of your cervix with a teaspoon.
Ouch this baby is giving me fanny daggers in my vagina
by MummysUKJuly2012 July 6, 2012
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Fanning His Balls

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.
Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.
by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010
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Fannibal

an avid fan of Hannibal. Obsessed in whether books (by Thomas Harris), movies and/or tv series. Fannibals are a really polite fandom and they prefer to eat bad people (hence the motto 'Eat The Rude'). Some say they're the baby brother of the Sherlock fandom.
"if the Doctor Who fandom call themselves Whovians, what are the Hannibal fans called?"

"Fannibals!"
by DeerGod July 5, 2013
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granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures
Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying
by mitch00uk April 3, 2015
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Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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