Five 

A high-performance, foreign car with a five-speed transmission

"Always wanted fame/Always wanted cash/To live fast/Get the girls with the biggest ass/Fuck a 9 to 5/Gotta drive a five/Now that I got it, the hardest thing to do is stay alive." -Nas

Five by DickShunery June 21, 2012

five 

the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)

- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver

five by john February 6, 2004

Five 

Akin to the word cool or awesome. Can be used as an exclamation. If used as an adjective it must be preceded by a word such as "totally", "really", "pretty" etc.

That shit was pretty five yo.

Five by Stephanie and Chris December 28, 2005

five 

Wow, you don't know what five is. Its a number, stupid! Its one more then four and one less then six. Can you count? I bet you can't! This is how you count:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10...
Have we learned something today? I learned that your as dumb as a post!

"How old are you, Sarah?"
"I'm five years old, mom, you should know that!"

five by John Dephilups February 26, 2008

five 

A sickening excuse for a television channel, broadcast terrestrial in the UK and via cable and sattelite everywhere else.
Five likes to showcase programmes about freaks. It will claim that they are documenting the struggle for a normal life of some two-headed girl, or guy with 10 legs. In fact, five is just exploiting the fact that people like to look at people with serious deformities, in a way they can tell themselves is acceptable cause it's a "documentary".
Five also shows old movies during the day that nobody wants to watch, and occasionally a good on like terminator.

John is 35 years old, overweight, bald, unemployed, and hasnt had sex in 9 years.

John sits at home on tuesdays and watches the afternoon movie at 14:00 on Five.

John realises how loser-y he is later that day, so he switches on the TV and watche a "documentary" called "the guy with a tricycle for an arm" on five; which makes him feel better about his own life, although watching Five made him feel slightly dirty and unclean.

five by theresnofreenamesonUD March 2, 2008

five 

1. a four letter word
2. a handslap

1. f...i...v...e
1...2...3...4
2. The Longhorns just won the Rose Bowl, gimme a five!!!

five by i11eag1e February 7, 2005

Five 

1. The very best that a forum thread can get. Comedy Gold.

2. A shitty English Boy Band.

"Five Golden Manbabies for you sir!"

Five by Rhubarb January 16, 2003