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googly eye sex 

sex when attaching googly eyes to ur penis and the she attachs them to her va jj and they "talk"(have sex)
dam i was having hot googly eye sex with my girl fridn last night

eye socket sex 

The act of having sex, usually penetrating the human orbital socket with the erect penis. To defile the human skull by performing a sexual penetration to the area of a missing eye. Also see skull fuck
She was missing an eye and the kinky ho wanted eye socket sex. I didn't see that cuming.
eye socket sex by mikeyears81 December 14, 2013

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
Staring into another's eyes wistfully as though you'd like nothing more than to grab them by the hair and lay a heavy one on. Followed by jumping upon said person and having your wicked way with them!
FanGirl Gina: Dean and Cas DO NOT have the hots for each other.
FanGirl Dina: Gin-Gin, you are soooo wrong. All you gotta do is tune in to every episode of Supernatural to view the rigorous Eye!Sex happening there!
Eye!Sex by sbenne March 2, 2014

sexual black-eye 

an infection that is created when the bodily fluid of a member of the opposite sex comes into contact with ones eye
see also a Laurel
"Your eye looks very red. Is that a sexual black-eye?"
sexual black-eye by unknown February 8, 2004