:eye: :lips: :eye:

When something surprising happens, you might respond with :eye: :lips: :eye: emojis. In that order. Usually in a sarcastic sense.

"Hello how are you doing?" - Tim
"I dipped my nuggets in water" - Tom
"Why the fuck would you do that?" - Tim
"I got you, Tim!" - Tom
":eye: :lips: :eye:" - Tim

by epelpaj October 15, 2020

eye-eye

Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh

I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.

by bustapost February 25, 2009

no eye fuck eye

Somebody that will have sex with anybody,
no matter how matter how ugly or smelly they may be once they become innebriated or 'stoned' from heavy cannabis use.

for example my mate bubs is a right no eye fuck eye, hes shagged some right mingaz man.

by Vicki Brown September 27, 2006

Ey Ey Ey!

When somebody asks for something, one adds on ‘Ey Ey Ey’ as an ending to the sentence to express emotion.

Zoë says to lex ‘Lex give me that tempeh Ey Ey Ey!’’.

by Loë November 18, 2019

gay eye for the brown eye

Gay eye for the brown eye is when 2 men make eye to eye contact, but one of those eyes is in fact a brown eye, a butthole if u will. It is quite possible that u will contract pink eye by doing this but don't panic, all that needs to be done to reverse the pink eye is to punch the brown eye right in the kisser.

"Brian McNasty Jackson sure is a sick son of a bitch for inventing the gay eye for the brown eye! Is he not firing on all cylinders perhaps? "

by I'm here to Buttchug August 27, 2018

inch eye-private eye

a person who is nosy, asking too many questions, or known for snooping around in other people's business.

"Man, my girl is always asking me questions about where I been. She need to quit being inch eye-private eye.'

by treece December 22, 2005

deer's eye deer's eye

another way of saying diarrhea

i had friggin' deer's eye deer's eye like you would not believe it

by mikey de a soul May 28, 2008