Bridge Card Black Eye

A bridge card black eye is a Michigan reference to when you are dating a girl with food stamps and you piss her off so much she violently whips her Bridge Card (a debit card, credit card, or Blockbuster gift card can be substituted as well) at your face hard enough to give you a black eye.

My buddy Dave told his girlfriend that he cheated on her with her sister AND brother so she gave him a bridge card black eye.

by KTeacherK May 27, 2021

sexual black-eye

an infection that is created when the bodily fluid of a member of the opposite sex comes into contact with ones eye
see also a Laurel

"Your eye looks very red. Is that a sexual black-eye?"

by unknown February 8, 2004

give the fetus a black eye

this term is used to describe a man with a big cock who unceremoniously fucks a pregnant women as hard as he possibly can with no regard for the unborn fetus which is why he is said to give the fetus a black eye.

"so johnathan you actually fucked that skanky pregnant chick rachel? your fucking sick. did you give the fetus a black eye?"

by AgentWar May 15, 2006

Black Eye

A super attractive, pretty purple bruise around an eye and on the eyelids that sometimes makes that eye always be winking. So hot!

When your dick is so hard you could whack 'em with it and give 'em a good black eye! A black eye'd look good on that babe.

by Ishy-Yoshi April 18, 2023

Black eye drunk

When you Drink so much that there is a "good" chance that you will fall over and cause some sort of bodily harm.

I rally want to drink tonight but make sure I don't get black eye drunk. I am all out of sick days and it is embarrassing wearing sunglasses to work.

by Nowaybiged November 4, 2008

Black eye

Sad,lonely,dead inside

When your lonely you have a black eye

by Ya boiiiiiix September 10, 2019

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021