Portuguese Escalator

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.

"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."

by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014

Escalate

To bring someone to climax

"Was Jenny at your house last night?"

"Yeah I escalated her."

by cocoap3bbles February 27, 2019

That Escalated Quickly

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

by Water is wet July 7, 2014

Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.

"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"

by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

it's escalated

It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly how bad it's got.

Andy said loudly "It's escalated!"

by Flimsco April 5, 2020

escalade

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004