Erectify

To enlarge or straighten

The man had to Erectify his saddened emotions.

by Pianojedi April 7, 2022

execify

To clean up a presentation or document to be consumed by executives.
Can include simplifying the message but typically refers to making it look 'pretty'

Can you execify that presentation by tomorrow?

by Tomsk42 April 13, 2022

erectify

To fix an issue regarding a boner (or lack thereof).

Having a hot chick merely put her clothes back on most-definitely does **not** generally erectify Mr. Happy's excited "standing at attention" status, since his enthusiastically-aroused owner is totally aware dat said luscious looker's delectable flesh is still present underneath said concealing garments. About da only thing dat might fairly-speedily "deflate" said eager stud's huge engorgement would be if da gal used her hands and/or lips to manually "relieve da pressure" inside said fellow's guy-junk; da prob wif dat method, of course, is dat then said desirous dude might not be able to "get it up again" when da lady was actually "ready for him", and so only time and further making out wif said voluptuous female would "erectify" said lack of performance.

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

inspired expection

An upbeat-minded prediction of future events regarding whether da cops will notice da no-longer-valid vehicle-exam sticker on your windshield.

I saw a car today dat had a garage-check label from three years ago --- da owner must possess a really "inspired expection" to risk blatantly ignoring da BMV laws for dat long a time!

by QuacksO March 14, 2026

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

We weren't expecting special forces

While playing Battlefront 2 Empire Story, during the humiliating wake of defeat via the Ewoks special imperial forces show up to assist the overwhelmed empire.

"We weren't expecting special forces... That's the point sergeant!"

by Plasma Phi November 7, 2023