Executive Officer

The commander's assigned bitch in an US Air Force unit. Affectionately know as "the exec", these officers are responsible for all administrative, bureaucratic, and office minutia the USAF invents to screw with its units. Not to be confused with executive officers (XOs) in other military services where the term refers to the second in command).

General Officer: Can you write me a detailed report on this complex situation, along with a companion powerpoint that puts everything in simple terms that I can use to present this issue in 6-9 hours?
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.

Executive Officer by LOTUS_416 May 18, 2011

executive fuck

When your hot boss decides to give you more than a promotion

Blair was in Miss Blanc's office for an hour getting executive fuck. That lucky bastard.

executive fuck by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 17, 2018

executive decision

Everyone wants to do something or go somewhere, but no one has strong opinions about what to do. One person thus decides arbitrarily for the whole group.

A: You guys want to go get food?
Everyone: Sure.
A: Where?
Everyone: Don't care.
A: Executive decision: Thai food?
Everyone: Yeah, fine.

executive decision by qweqwe321 June 11, 2011

executive time

A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.

Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.

Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.

Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?

executive time by bemorechadlike February 10, 2019

executive transvestite 

A transvestite of great sophistication. Also see Eddie Izzard.

Je suis un transvestite exécutif.

executive transvestite by NeNay April 24, 2004

account executive

Account executive are mostly responsible for the more practical parts of the advertising jobs (ie leaflets, distributions, adaptations of materials from different languages, making sure the client is always happy even if it includes a fluffing). They answer to the respective account supervisor and/or to the client service director/account director in short words primarily compromised of yes. That depends on the country and on the account you are working for. In Spain for example, an account executive could probably develop very important campaigns on his/her own which the Account Supervisor or Creative Director will later take credit for.

Who do I have to kill to get this job done. The account executive

account executive by juicie fruit February 9, 2010

Executive Bathroom Island 

According to Family Guy, the animated TV series:

An island, typically accessed by private helicopter, which houses restroom facilities for business executives.

"So uh... where is this executive bathroom?"

"THERE!"

*musical overture*

"Welcome to Executive Bathroom Island!"

Executive Bathroom Island by Vechs February 9, 2010