excorcism

When demons are removed by prayer. Some excorcisms such as puke and rebuke are obviously faked for the cameras.

The catholic church is extremely sceptical about excorcism, and demands that the patient be checked for all mental illness and health problems before one can be performed.



"The power of Christ compells you"

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

exorcism pickle

A tasty snack eaten usually before or after an exorcism occurs, either while waiting for the possessed to arrive or for the formerly possessed to stop crying.

1. "It could take a while for Meg to show up Father Jeff. Would you like an exorcism pickle?"

2. "Aw, stop crying you pansy. It was only a demon. Let me eat my exorcism pickle in peace."

by T. Pen August 21, 2007

exorcism head

running into an old girlfriend and convincing her to give you a blowjob. essentially, raising old head from the dead.

Jim was totally hitting on Heather, even though he hasn't seen her in months. He's on the prowl for some exorcism head.

by broseph85 April 3, 2009

Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Exorgasm

When a girl has an orgasm so strong that she screams as if demons are being released from her body.

"Last night, when I was having sex with Linda Blair, I made her have an exorgasm."

by magic8387 May 17, 2009

exorcism

To hit someone so hard you release the demons inside them.

I gave that mouthy bitch an exorcism!

by black jacks August 11, 2010

Anal Exorcism

The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.

Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".

"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"

"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."

by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009