exclusion zone

When you are rating how hot a woman (or man) is, but you have to rate them while ignoring a fundamental flaw in their looks, personality or grooming.

The chick I met in Paris was a Perfect 10 - if I apply an exclusion zone on her armpits.
The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.

by ABQ Thesaurus Rex August 30, 2016

Fox News Exclusive

A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.

"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010

by √theProblem November 2, 2010

Lucky Excuse

When you give a complete bullshit excuse that makes no sense and or has nothing to do with anything.

Playing FortressCraft on Xbox Live.

Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't

Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up

5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday

by Pimped out pantry June 29, 2011

covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.

Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Gamer Excuse

An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.

Examples of Gamer Excuses include:

(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!

(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!

by Matthew Williams May 18, 2007

Excuse me, while I kiss the sky

A lyric/quote from Jimi Hendrix's popular song, Purple haze. What it means? That he was high. Not just him, universally too.

"Excuse me, while I kiss the sky."

PURPLE HAZE lyrics, from the album 'Are You Experienced?' (released in the UK on May 12, 1967)

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things don't seem the same
Actin' funny but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help me
Help me
Oh I don't know

Yeah!
Purple haze was all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

Who knows?
Help me
Yeah
Come on now
Tell me
Tell me

Etc.

by lobster00 September 17, 2006

Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.

Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.

by Woofsalot April 13, 2014