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Morning After Excuse

This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.

Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
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Excitement Fluid

The unfathomable amount amount of lady spunk expelled during orgasm by a 'gusher'.
What a gusher, my sheets were sodden by her excitement fluid!
by Thefirstboyscout June 28, 2013
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Lucky Excuse

When you give a complete bullshit excuse that makes no sense and or has nothing to do with anything.
Playing FortressCraft on Xbox Live.

Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't

Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up

5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday
by Pimped out pantry June 29, 2011
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excite fight

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.
Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.
by DougMangione June 26, 2014
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covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
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First Publication Excitement

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)
A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!
by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011
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Gamer Excuse

An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.
Examples of Gamer Excuses include:

(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!

(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!
by Matthew Williams May 18, 2007
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