ex. Everett's a soulmate.
ex. Without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an Everett.
ex. Without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an Everett.
by fancychick November 5, 2011
Get the everett mug.A 3 square mile cesspool of idiocy just to the north of Boston, Everett has rapidly spiraled into best place to get in a machete fight in a parking lot. The only thing that rates in this balloon-knot of a city is Everett High School football and the steaknuts that participate in it. Every Saturday in the Fall, Everett Stadium fills to the brim with strung-out high schoolers, soon-to-be-pregnant cheerleaders, and middle-aged failures, who have never quite gotten over that time in '73 when they could have been state champions if coach had only put them in the game.
Everett is the best place to go if you want Dunkin' Donuts, a submarine sandwich or a funeral, because there is an outlet for each of those at least every 20 feet. There are other attractions in E-Town too: In the mood for a dirty, trashbag strip club attached to a motel? Head for King Arthurs! Want to drink an $8 Bud surrounded by styrofoam gargoyles from Spencer Gifts? The Crypt is your destination my friend. Are you kind of a dork and want to make one-stop to achieve badassness? You can get a gold chain, a tattoo AND a firearm at Ma-Zel's on Ferry St (convienently across the street from The Crypt).
Yes, Everett is magical place, where the heroin is cheap and the calzones are hot! Visit now before it's officially annexed by Brazil.
Everett is the best place to go if you want Dunkin' Donuts, a submarine sandwich or a funeral, because there is an outlet for each of those at least every 20 feet. There are other attractions in E-Town too: In the mood for a dirty, trashbag strip club attached to a motel? Head for King Arthurs! Want to drink an $8 Bud surrounded by styrofoam gargoyles from Spencer Gifts? The Crypt is your destination my friend. Are you kind of a dork and want to make one-stop to achieve badassness? You can get a gold chain, a tattoo AND a firearm at Ma-Zel's on Ferry St (convienently across the street from The Crypt).
Yes, Everett is magical place, where the heroin is cheap and the calzones are hot! Visit now before it's officially annexed by Brazil.
"Ya dude, I was at The Crypt last night in Everett, MA shooting up in the bathroom, and I was like fuckin' A, you know? And then I totally did this chick who was passed out next to the stage. Have you seen my machete?"
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Inglourious Basterds actor Michael Fassbender has an interesting nick-name among film crews, "Everwet". Given the rate he gets through willing females, that's what they reckon his cock must be.
by tpolisher September 1, 2011
Get the Everwet mug.Everett high school is not only full of entitled white kids who have unrealistic aspirations to become SoundCloud rappers, but also Dutch bro loving white girls that skip class to go to the teriyaki place on Colby ave.
by StoopDownOnMyLevel November 15, 2019
Get the Everett High School mug.Boss with a pussy tickler (beard). Fucks like a boss. Games like a boss. Kicks ass without takin names. Very pleasureable. The ladies want him. Delicious! VERY HUGE PENIS!! Likes holes not poles! Sexy as hell. Has no friends but dosent need them with all the chicks he has. Chick magnet. Respect the beard or die.
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by Luna Sky November 24, 2010
Get the Everley mug.1.(Adjective) Lacking self esteem.
2.(Noun) The ultimate RPG forum that is neither 2d or 3d. It is the brainchild of the notorious HHX
2.(Noun) The ultimate RPG forum that is neither 2d or 3d. It is the brainchild of the notorious HHX
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