eva

EVA is the GAYEST most LGBTQ most FURRIEST person in the WORLD, she has sexual attraction to women and furries. Eva is a gay lesbian who has no friend figure, she thinks she is a leader of maryban but is actually the leader of gayban, which fits her well.
"See that girl over there with the big forehead and no eyebrows..? THAT'S EVA!!!"
by gorilliban420 August 31, 2022
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she is a crazy bitch. she can be nice to you one minute, then she'll be on the ceiling. she worships shaquinaquad. (Shrek, Fiona, squidward, farquad)
"omg eva is so crazy."
by wordmaker.00 September 30, 2019
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A) Your the bestest friend I've eva had
B) Thx!! xx
by horselova4eva9693905 June 27, 2010
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a short for anus

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hi my name is eva dumb.
hi my name is anus dumb.
by JamalJunk December 08, 2008
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eva is a stupid ass fucking name like who named their kid eva it’s so dumb eva is a dumbass and the least liked out of ur whole group soemtimes shes fuxking hilarious but other days her jokes are terrible and average eva has black or dark brown hair and abnormally large dimples who ever has this name should just get it changed or jump off a bridge :) <3
elena: guys eva is not funny
everyone else in the friend group: yes we agree
eva: *morphs into ed sheeran *
everyone else: gasp
jessica: ew she was ed sheeran all along no wonder why she was so unlikable

elena: eva this is not a joke pls hit me and this is a threat xoxo
by obamacare69420 July 07, 2021
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makes me beat my meat ykkyk
me : ur hot i beat my meat to u
eva : im hitlers wife ...
by castbrak July 18, 2020
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girl- omg did you hear what eva said?
me- yeah,shes a bitch ass rat!
by evaisabitchassrat January 19, 2019
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