ert

shut up bitches your all rong its not a damn word

ur all gay little bitches

by billy bob September 1, 2004

ert

ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>

~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation

A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him: "I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert?" The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought, "If I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be."

by Just Bly April 12, 2006

ert

the wave of bullshit trying to be passed off as art by its creator/creators based simply on it being weird as hell

That isn't art, it's nothing but ert.

by Eib September 15, 2003

ert

kinda like a elf but with no ears and has large toes

girl 1:there was a ert in that move
girl 2:I thank he hides migets under his toes

by kornjerker March 6, 2009

Ert

a werd derived from "art". it has now turned into a language and a religion and is presently planning on world domination. talking ert includes using the "er" sound in every word.

sass: yer bern, wert erp? (yo ben, what up?")
ben: nerthin serse, her bert yer?(nothing sass, how bout you?)

by hobbit April 30, 2003

Ert

the languege in the bible revised from the word ertal, which means the new one. the religion above is ironic since it is a new "religion" and the word mean new one.

he was an ertal to society

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Ert

Vurre gut

Oh yuz Ert like!

by TwoPointOne October 26, 2016