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ert\èrt\adj
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>

~ert-ness n
3:having energy or motivation
A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him: "I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert?" The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought, "If I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be."
ert by Just Bly April 12, 2006
Related Words
Ert ertugrul Erty Erti ertin ertürk ERTW erta ertard ErTeam
the wave of bullshit trying to be passed off as art by its creator/creators based simply on it being weird as hell
That isn't art, it's nothing but ert.
ert by Eib September 15, 2003
kinda like a elf but with no ears and has large toes
girl 1:there was a ert in that move
girl 2:I thank he hides migets under his toes
ert by kornjerker March 6, 2009
a werd derived from "art". it has now turned into a language and a religion and is presently planning on world domination. talking ert includes using the "er" sound in every word.
sass: yer bern, wert erp? (yo ben, what up?")
ben: nerthin serse, her bert yer?(nothing sass, how bout you?)
Ert by hobbit April 30, 2003
the languege in the bible revised from the word ertal, which means the new one. the religion above is ironic since it is a new "religion" and the word mean new one.
he was an ertal to society
Ert by Anonymous May 2, 2003
Vurre gut
Oh yuz Ert like!
Ert by TwoPointOne October 26, 2016