An Erister egg is a plastic egg into which something unexpected, particularly an odd or surprising message, is placed. It is then hidden to be found much as Easter eggs. But in an Erister Egg Hunt, or EggGASM, the egg finders usually don't know they're participating. They think they're finding normal Easter eggs.
The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").
Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.
Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.
The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").
Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.
Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.
You're putting a candy penis in an Erister Egg? Sweet. Where's your EggGASM going to be?
We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.
The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.
We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.
We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.
The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.
We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.
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A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.
Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
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Race: "YER ERSTER. Hey yk yer fancy clam wit the poyle inside!"
Newsies: "OYSTER"
Newsies: "Your what?"
Race: "YER ERSTER. Hey yk yer fancy clam wit the poyle inside!"
Newsies: "OYSTER"
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"On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka." - A former female presidential candidate who was fully backed by the mainstream media and by her openly socialist front runner "opponent" in the same political party, and still lost to a politically incorrect straight white christian male despised by the mainstream media.
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