Erectile Dyslexia

1. A medical condition in which a guy's penis is hard when turned off and limp and useless when turned on.
2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.
3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.

"Wow, that guy must have erectile dyslexia, because that chick is fat and wrinkly."

by Brodino June 2, 2009

erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

Erectile Hyperactivity

A condition where a male body has little to no control over their erectile operation and has very sensitive penile activities with reoccurring erections

OMG he had erectile hyperactivity in the middle of the math's class.

by JymNotGym January 13, 2023

erectile constipation

the outcome of erotic arousal without completion

After a couple hours of playing grab ass with suzie on her parents couch, Johnny feigned a headache and left with a serious case of erectile constipation.

by superswimmerman18 January 27, 2010

Projectile Erectile

Projectile erectile is where a penis has been cut off of the man’s groin and loaded into a crossbow, the crossbow then shoots the penis at the desired target exploding the penis on impact

Yo my man Rickly Dickly, I preformed Projectile Erectile on your sister last night

by King Cereal January 16, 2023

erectile vomit

When a mans penis shoots a load of semen onto someone elses face unexpectedly or earlier than anticipated.

Oh wow, i wasnt expecting my face to be covered in Panda's erectile vomit!

by missSMP/PFK October 23, 2017