When you get to that point where you think about a special someone's name, thus making you enter a state of pure ecstasy that can not be undone for at least 1 hour.
by Mike Pwns May 26, 2008
Get the Enlightened mug.A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.
"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah
by Justine Bateman May 3, 2013
Get the Enlightened Ones mug.Enlightened (n.): A level one achieves during which they can see the beginning and the end; a situation requiring copious amounts of narcotics to reach; becoming frivolously F***ED up
Dude 1: Oh man, that was sooo much! I can believe we did the whole thing!
Dude 2: Yeah man, its makin' me feel....enlightened! The unicorn will take me away!
Dude 1: Onward, towards the power of id release your soul dear friend! Take me with you!!!
Dude 2: Yeah man, its makin' me feel....enlightened! The unicorn will take me away!
Dude 1: Onward, towards the power of id release your soul dear friend! Take me with you!!!
by Cazzer548 May 28, 2009
Get the Enlightened mug.What political extremists call someone who proposed a reasonable and valid idea or opinions that the extremist cannot argue or refute because the person was right. Instead of opening dialogue about the topic or presenting evidence that disputes the persons the extremists shuts down the conversation by saying that their opinion isn’t valid because it’s “enlightened centrist bullshit.”
In the USA most often used by the progressive extremists in response to any criticism of their ideals, often defended as “morally” correct. Though uncommon, can and is used by conservative extremists in response to criticisms of their ideals, often defended as “tradition.”
In the USA most often used by the progressive extremists in response to any criticism of their ideals, often defended as “morally” correct. Though uncommon, can and is used by conservative extremists in response to criticisms of their ideals, often defended as “tradition.”
Person 1: *valid and logical opinion or arguement*
Person 2: (shit this guy is right but it goes against my narrow and self righteous world view) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST NO ONE CARES
Person 2: (shit this guy is right but it goes against my narrow and self righteous world view) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST NO ONE CARES
by Goddamnitallmynamesaretaken July 3, 2022
Get the Enlightened Centrist mug.After we hit the Gourd of Nature; I was enflightened. I answered life's many questions and know it's people.
by EnflightenedOne January 27, 2010
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by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016
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Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 27, 2023
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