when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.
WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.
by veradux January 31, 2010
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Variations include Cranio-Rectal Syndrome and Cranial Rectosis, presumably for when the patient has shit for brains
Variations include Cranio-Rectal Syndrome and Cranial Rectosis, presumably for when the patient has shit for brains
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Secure messaging software called "Cryptocat" used to have so bad encryption that they started calling it encraption.
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Get the encrispen mug.An algorithm used to scramble data which makes it unreadable to everyone except the recipient. This is often used by e-commerce sites to secure credit card data. Secure sites use encryption.
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Noting the abnomally wide stance of the guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.
In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.
Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.
In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.
Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.
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The entrebroneur desperately pitched his micro-brew discovery app to several bored VC's standing around the bar
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