explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009

Femsplaining

When a woman talks on and on to a man who's not listening.

She was femsplaining the whole story to me when I must have dozed off.

by wcsdncr July 19, 2016

Femsplaining

When a female explains something to you, then explains it again as if you didn't understand the first time, and then explains it again to make sure you know she thinks you still don't understand because you wouldn't have needed it explained to begin with.

After fig told me that I needed to squeeze out the sponge after doing the dishes she began femsplaining to me why.

by Zazzyzazzle December 3, 2021

explainingjeremypfp

They explain jeremypfp (a bc tiktoker 🥺🥺) without them i wouldnt understand jeremypfp their appreciation day is on 25th of june they also dont mutual people but follow 6 people i wonder who they are

Without explainingjeremypfp i wouldnt know what jeremypfp is saying 🙁

by Michaelaftonballs June 26, 2022

Explaining Your Giraffe

Phrase created by late-night Czar Crag Ferguson. Is a common expression usd to describe masturbation. Cannot be used as a plural. Sentence: "I walked in on Jay explaining his giraffe."

giraffe masturbation Explaining Your Giraffe

by ImNotDWapp July 27, 2010

Femsplaining

När en övertygad Fi aktivist, nedlåtande försöker förklara för omgivningen att ex. inkvotering av kvinnor på attraktiva höga tjänster, är bättre för samhället än att anställa den bäst kvalificerade.

Hörde Kerstin köra en Femsplaining igår. Hon berättade att företag skulle bli lönsammare om alla styrelsemedlemmar var kvinnor.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

Femsplaining

The explanation of something by someone who identifies as Female, typically to a sexist man (or someone who doesn't identify as Female), in a manner Supposedly regarded as condescending or patronizing. But is really just because they would rather not hear from anyone who identifies as Female (or doesn't Pass as Female or androgynous in their eyes)

Femsplaining isn't really a Thing, just another toxic tactic to both Gaslight and manipulate other's & situations, especially when Wrong in an Argument or misinformed/not informed about a thing in Question. But doesn't want to be Wrong.

Femsplaining also cannot exist without the brother phrase "Mansplaining", which has the Exact same Definition.

"Your response is classic femsplaining"
"Ugh, _____ isn't _____ it's _____! Quit Femsplaining, you're wrong and stupid"

by Roseberry22 March 11, 2021