Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019

Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

Employee of the Year

An colleague who believes they are the best employee because they are taking on all of the projects and able to complete them without any help.

Get a load of her. She is our employee of the year.

by Spinning Wheel June 7, 2011

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

employee whispering

An act of management defined by the issuance of calming denials and soothing reassurances to employees of failing companies. Intended to prevent mass stampedes to other jobs which might dilute any remaining value of the troubled company at the time of sale.

The CEO sent out an employee whispering memo assuring personnel that the company has no intention of filing for bankruptcy.

by IBON4IT October 3, 2011

employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!

by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005