Emp

An employee of Silver Bay Association, a small conference center in the Adirondacks. Emps work in housekeeping, the Boathouse, the Dining Hall, Collins Equipment Center, the Craft Shop, Children's Camps, Administration, and The Store. On their time off, they party at "the dunes" or relax on the dock of the ERC (emp recreation center). Working as an emp is one of the best jobs one can have.

"When I graduate high school, I want to be an emp!"

by Snoopyyy September 20, 2009

EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

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All the sexy girls looking for emps guy .

by Karol August 10, 2006

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by Big dick Jill January 10, 2020

EMP

EMP is an acronym for Electronic Monitoring Program. It is when a person has to wear an ankle bracelet and be under home monitoring for a certain period of time. A person on EMP cannot step out of the house within a certain boundary. If that person has to go somewhere like to drug class or church they have notify their EMP P.O. before they leave and then once they arrive home. If they do try to leave and run around the streets the other side of the monitor where the probation offices are will begin beeping.

Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.

People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.

I'm on EMP for a drug offense

Man that sucks.

by queefless August 05, 2009

EMP

EMP = Empire

A group that moderates the Gay & Bi chat room on Stickam.com. Known for the Extremely intelligent rantings of their leader, Emporor Dominar.

EMP=Empire. We moderate this chat room and do other fun stuff.

by Morph26 November 24, 2008

Emped

The act of being sent to the emporium gift shop to help out at the end of the day, whilst on a shift at Camelot Theme Park.

Arghh shit man, i've been emped again! :(

...They've emped me again.

by King Arthur Sir Lancelot September 09, 2009