Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

Papa Emeritus

The main character of (Ghost) created and played by Tobias Forge.

Friend:Did you listen to the new song Papa Emeritus made?

Me:Yeah ever since I started listening to Ghost I have been a simp for Papa.

Friend:Hold up

by M60 fan group on discord March 16, 2022

Classic emerald

An act where a woman lifts her skirt in exchange for $6 to buy food at the servo after a big night

Did you see that bird out front 7-11 trying to give out classic emeralds last night . She was cooked

by Yeahnamateripstarta November 1, 2016

emergency weed

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

by preteentommy December 1, 2013

pulling an emer

moving into a house and starting a relationship/shagging/kissing/all of the above with one of the housemates.
Also known as shitting on your own doorstep, or shitting where you eat.
Rumoured to have originated in Dublin a while back when a well-known social butterfly started a relationship with a new housemate not long after moving in. Has since been used extensively in colleges throughout the capital.

I moved into a new gaff last week. There is a hot guy living there. I might end up pulling an emer on that shit

by desmondo1984 October 21, 2010

Emerald Express

To catch multiple green traffic lights in a row and not have to stop.

Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and caught the Emerald Express and it cut 10 minutes off the trip.

by Jamie Walker January 11, 2008

emergency intercom

the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.

josh: have you listened to the latest episode of emergency intercom?

josiah: no

by whatwouldyoudoifwhenyouokayso July 11, 2022