elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

by Jeff June 22, 2004

Theory of Subatomic Elves

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.

Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.

by GrenadineGang December 2, 2010

eljesa

An amazing queen, she makes the world shine brighter everyday she smiles, and causes every guy who sees her to trip and fall. Any guy who has her in his life wakes up every morning and praises God for being blessed with such an amazing girl. She's a genuine, good-hearted, wonderful, caring, and an beautiful person inside . She has a gorgeous body, it's perfection; and you're eyes melt everyday when you look at her. You are lucky if you have an elves in you're life!

you are so perfect, is you're name eljesa?

by marvin718632 July 20, 2018

somebody else's trouble

Steve used to say it ain't hard to get along with somebody else's trouble, as long as fate is busting someone else's bubble, you'll be just fine.

It ain't hard to get along with somebody else's trouble.

by I, Wreckerrr April 14, 2021

Hot Buttered Elves

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.

Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!

by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006

or else

A threat that comes after a command. It has no meaning. Usually followed by Or else what?

"Go make me a sandwich. OR ELSE."

"Or else what?"

"I'll fuse Carrot Top and Pauly Shore and, uh...George W, Bush to your head. Oh, and Hitler's big toe. And maybe Ryan Seacrest's bald scalp."

"I'm goin', I'm goin'."

by Just Sue Me. March 12, 2005

Ellesha

Ellesha. Possibly the greatest female to ever grace this Earth. She is absolutely incredible, an amazing friend and a genuine BABE. If she doesn't break your heart, she will mend it and give you an utter sense of joy just with her presence. All hail Ellesha

Oh dear mother of God. What an Ellesha...

by Melly23 November 13, 2011