Elmer

a disgusting scumfag

Elmer is so smelly

I heard that he doesn't take any showers

Ew he is such a scumfag

by lancaster pimp jr May 3, 2008

elmer

a way to insult someone who has either a round head or is bald. also this person may talk in an odd dialect which involves using the letter "W" where the letter "R" is supposed to be. Ex: "You Wascomy Wabbit!" Also see Fudd.

That guy is such an elmer.

by joey paz January 16, 2008

elmers

What the Bukkake industry uses for spunk.

Oh man! Last night I got milked so when I was in that Bukkake video I had to fling elmers on her face for the money shot.

by Kancer978 November 15, 2006

Elmer

To creep or sneak like Elmer Fud

She Elmered out of there real quietly before he could notice!!

by Stormy4277 March 7, 2010

Elmer

fat porn addict. gay loves fernando. uses his hand 24/7. bangs the wall and dogs sometimes the turtle. puts pj and butter on his 1 cm dicks so dogs come and lick it . looks like santa clause right now loves anal by fernando. and loves doggy style by a dog even better!!! then kills himself. the end

ahhh ahhh ahhh fernando stop it hurts { mom come in the room} elmer stays quite mom leaves elmer continues with fernando and the dog. RIP ANAl rudulph

by lovely boy' December 25, 2016

Elmer

a fatass mexican being gay. always loves in to marco

Elmer is fucking stupid

by Nigro2000 November 10, 2017

elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011