isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

Alcoholism

Very chic amongst (pseudo-)intellectuals, mostly of the hipster brand.

Sascha spends his Friday nights drunk, reading Derrida.

Alcoholism must be in this definition.

by kikikikikikikiki May 24, 2008

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Alcoholism

Isaac frey

I’m addicted to alcohol, it’s alcoholism

by Lame2.0 October 31, 2020

Alcoholism

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...

Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

alcoholism

drinking way too much, and becoming addicted to alcohol.

Leo and Johnny.

Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!

That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!

by ballsparklers February 4, 2025

Alcoholism

Alcoholism (ăl′kə-hô-lĭz″my), is the ideological belief that Alcohol is the solution to many or all problems that face the world. Famous alcoholics include Ulysses S. Grant, Vincent Van Gogh, and Bob from the bar down the street.

"The ideology of alcoholism first came to prevalence during the economic turmoil of the early 20th century" -Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, History's Alcoholics, History Channel

by Uncle_Samuel1108 November 7, 2025