einsteins

Noun

Definition: Reading or prescription glasses

When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.

by Phmogli August 19, 2008

Einstein

Adjective
Someone who is very clever, practically a genius.

M: does something clever as usual
M: I’M SO EINSTEIN

by einsteinmek March 5, 2021

Einstein

1. German for "One Stone".

2. The last name of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.

1. Ich habe eine Stein. (What I wanted to say was 'Ich habe ein Stein' but German grammar says that 'Stein' is feminine.)

2. Hey Bill, you ever heard of THE MAN called on the streets as Einstein, yo?

by 3VegasBerger January 6, 2012

Einstein

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.

Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!

by flippytale January 13, 2004

Einstein

The Einstein is a small gap or crevice in someone's hair. Its a bit like the part of a slot machine where you insert a coin.

The Einstein reveals the shiny, unpleasant forehead, and should always be fixed immediately.

"Ah Jason, I see you have an Einstein going on there."

"You should probably fix that Einstein there champ."

by Zafo May 12, 2014

Einstein

A small crevice or gap in someone's fringe. Often an unpleasant looking thing, starts at the side of the forehead.

"Oh look Jason has an Einstein."

"You should really fix that Einstein."

by The Einstein May 12, 2014

Einstein

When one has their fringe pushed to the side, revealing their shiny, greasy forehead.

"Oh hey, look, Josh has an Einstein."

"Get rid of that Einstein."

by vaxo May 12, 2014