egg

Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.

"Wendell, you're a fucking egg."

by Panda January 16, 2005

egg

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by WILLZBEEZ January 6, 2019

egg

Egg, a noun.

A state of extreme annoyance, anger or frustration. While someone is in this state, others may prefer to keep their distance until the person has recovered.

Mum's in a right egg - don't ask her for that favour now.

by izzy108 April 22, 2010

egg

round thing that breaks easy but tastes ok

jeff:egg
bob:ok

by egg man 445 August 8, 2018

egg

(verb) To throw eggs at someone/something.
(adjective) Something that has eggs all over itself.
(noun) Something an animal, like a chicken or crocodile, gives birth to.

Verb example:
- I whisteled the Windows shutdown melody, as a joke, and I got egged at the Linux-convention...

Adjective example:
- My face is egged... and I love it.

Noun example:
- Did you just eat that?
- You mean the egg? Yepp! Why?
- I have one word for you: golf ball.

by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003

egg

what is wrong with you people!!?!??!?!??!
AN EGG IS A FREAKING EGG!!! if you dont know what that is..... LOOK IT UP!

hey sammie.... can i have a egg so i can throw it on my math teacher

by turtles rock November 21, 2010

egg

A person described by another as being of a nerd persuasion. Usually a form of insult.

"Oh man! you're such an egg!"

by The Omnicient April 30, 2004