Iean edmiston

So Perfect he’s beyond words. Prettiest boy you’ll ever lay your eyes on. The kindest. The cutest. He’s the definition of perfect.

The most perfect person to exist is iean edmiston

by Zooweemama__ August 18, 2022

emissary

A messenger, essentially...

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Emiss

A Persian whore who likes to suck a lot of dick. She also has a lot of boyfriends. Other than that she is a good friend that you can share your secrets too, she also has a lot of enemies and most girls don't like her and she doesn't like most girls. Almost all boys like her only because she is thiccccccc but sadly she has a rat face.

" OMG, don't be such an Emiss."

by lqwhjdfkuqwjgdkwe November 26, 2019

Edmison

German in origin. Probably the sexiest, most badass last name to exist. Highly intelligent, usually brown/black hair with brown or green eyes. You're lucky to get this rare find.

Is he a genius?
Nope, just an Edmison.

by sve1226 November 27, 2011

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

emissa

the most elite friendship of all.

our friendship is so elite! wdym? have you seen emissa?

by mahbestieisseggsy January 17, 2021

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018