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zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.
Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!
by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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ZimGao’ed

When you can’t make time to attend an important event with your former boss and former mentees.
Steven: Hey guys, I’m hosting a karaoke night
Zim: Sorry boss I can’t attend
Steven: God Dammir; you just ZimGao’ed me
by ProfessionalBumbaYute October 24, 2023
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Zorro'ed

To be struck by Zorro!11! You know, have a Z drawn on something that belongs to you. o_o Orsomethinglikethatcough.
Arielle got zorro'ed. :'(
by Arielle! :) May 9, 2004
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Zuckenburg'ed

The art of storing and selling one's private information without their consent.
I can't believe I'm getting all these targeted emails and ads, I've been well and truly zuckenburg'ed
by Billabanger401 February 13, 2020
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Zivo'ed

Originating in the gay communities surrounding Market St. in San Francisco in the later part of 2008, the term is slang for swallowing large cock.
EXAMPLE #1
Manly Man #1: I met this guy last night at the bar Manly Man #2: Did you go balls deep on his sweet ass?
Manly Man #1: Yeah, I totally Zivo'ed him!

EXAMPLE #2
Manly Man #1: I met this guy last night at the bar Manly Man #2: I bet he had a donkey dick
Manly Man #1: yeah and I totally Zivo’ed it!!!
by Lieutenant MVP April 30, 2009
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