Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).

Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Veiny Eclipse

Similar to teabagging but each ball is placed over your partners eye balls.

"I was gazing at the sun when my husband sat on my face, putting his balls over my eyes. It was like a veiny eclipse."

by Teletran77 April 8, 2010

Penis Eclipse

What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.

Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!

by C.T.HO June 14, 2011

Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008

eclipse by kim lip

this song is a cultural reset. every second of this amazing piece of art is ethereal. you can also have sex to this song. 🙌

eclipse by kim lip song of the century

by i am olivia hye from loona November 22, 2020

Anal Eclipse

When a guy lays down and his balls cover his ass-hole.

Jen: Mark, your balls are so big that there is an anal eclipse tonight!

by I_M_Stuipd May 2, 2010

solar eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the Sun.

I saw a solar eclipse.

by Pompom7 September 26, 2003