eetard

Like an E-Girl or E-Boy, it's a normal person who becomes the worst mouth-breathing, drooling, subhuman trash when playing games online with their gamer friends.

Kid in my guild: Jumps in Discord and immediately starts saying some extremely autistic shit
Me: Ok calm it down eetard, we all heard you join

by C00MR_L3G3ND_J00p February 16, 2020

etarded

(VERB) Derived from the word retard, an etarded person is someone who has slowed down intellectually, often permanately, from the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA).

"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."

by lowcal September 26, 2005

eptardic

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.

guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!

by psystation December 29, 2010

etard

A retard on the Internet. The combination of internet and retard.

I’m sick of all of the feminist etards.

by BigOops911 November 29, 2018

etard

etard:
Someone who is a Retard Online in Chat or Forums.

Why are you such an etard?

That dude is really etarded.

by Mix-Master July 17, 2006

Etard

n. an inexperienced or irresponsible abuser of ecstasy (3,4-MDMA)

If it weren't for etards, the rave scene would have such a better reputation outside.

by hyperexcel June 17, 2003

Eartarded

another way of saying someone is tone deaf and can't sing or hum worth a crap.

person1-ugh... she sings horribly...

person2- i know, right? she's eartarded.

by *Alex_Flyest* January 2, 2011