Easter Bunny

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

Easter Bunny

Refers to a vehicle originating in eastern Canadian provinces. Typically exhibiting symptoms of accelerated corrosion due to roads salts used during winter months. Easter Bunny's are ones to avoid or at least pay less for.

Whoa, look at all the rust on this car, it must be an Easter Bunny eh!?

by Toastierz March 27, 2015

easter bunny

one who drops a plasic egg out of pocket and all the candy falls out during a softball game.

kate is a easter bunny.

by kate April 8, 2004

Easter Bunny

A common depiction of Jesus Christ's fursona

I wanna fuck the Easter bunny

by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021

Easter Bunny

A used automobile from the eastern provinces or states, where humidity and excessive salt combine to cause premature rust.

I searched for a used car in Alberta, but most of the lots were full of Easter Bunnies. An Easter Bunny is usually easy to identify by the corroded aluminum surfaces under the hood, especially on the radiator and engine. I guess since used cars are worth so little out east, they ship them here and get a good price from unsuspecting or naive buyers.

by rpn453 January 21, 2011

Easter Bunny

A creature that poops candy and pees soda.

I found candy and soda on the driveway. The easter bunny must've come last night.

by nilethe146 May 2, 2017

Easter Bunny

A rapist dressed in a bunny costume for your kids, So they can sit on his lap.

The kids visited the "easter bunny" this year at the mall.

by Go Fuck Yourself Easter Bunny April 16, 2017