eapejage

a verb, noun, adjective, and all in between

person 1: god, your such an eapejage
person 2: yeah whatever eapejage, see you at eapejage

by Famngs October 18, 2020

Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester

Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"

by Hole Fish May 2, 2019

Expensive Girl

A song cover by Kpop boy group BTS's Rap Monster in which it expresses a man's sexual desires towards a woman.

I think Namjoon dedicated "Expensive Girl" to Jin.

by JamsofJimin July 24, 2017

Apple Expensive

1. an aura that protects every app in the app store on your phone and tricks you into believing every non free app is extremely expensive compared to the outside world.

2. The sudden realization that apps in the apple store are actually very cheap, or being in earshot of somebody realizing the exact same thing, causing the rest of the room to realize that apple apps are actually cheap which overpowers the Apple Expensive aura.

Apple Expensive ratio: one cent in the App Store is equivelant to one dollar in real life, of course until you are removed from the Apple Expensive aura spell.

Guy 1: man, I really want this app, but I don't want to shell out 99 cents because it might not even be good.
Guy 2: uhh.. dude.. you wont shell out 4 quarters which is about the price of a candy bar, to get an app that lasts much longer than a candy bar? Come on dude, 4 quarters that's it.
Guy 1: oh.. man i have been thinking about it wrong all along. There should be a definition on urbandictionary called "Apple Expensive"
Guy 2: good idea, lets make it now!
Guy 3: Wow i overheard your conversation, get me in on this!
Girl 1 and 2: Wow, you guys are sooooo wierd

by <-|._.|-> April 14, 2013

Espendez

A Spanish Don, Big spender, Above Average, Characterized by abundance. Generously sufficient to satisfy any requirement or need. Full or more than adequate amount or supply.

That Dude is an Espendez, he can make it rain all night long!

by Yomy February 24, 2010

patty eaten and buns untouched

When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.

Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.

by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016

eat or be eaten

The idea that if you do not work your ass off, then someone else will beat you to it and potentially take advantage of you. It is the concept of fighting to be the best and come out on top or else you'll just be another unimportant number.

A fight or flight mechanism where only the strong win and survive.

Friend: "How'd you get that promotion and come out on top?'"
Me: "I worked harder than everyone else, didn't take shit from anyone, never quit, and beat everybody else to it."

Friend: "Hell yeah bro! Eat or be eaten!"

by jackelliott September 22, 2017