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uptown real estate

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish
howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions
by bobbycuzin September 3, 2007
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free real estate

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF
Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.
by GMRMOM May 19, 2018
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Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.
While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.
by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009
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Roach Real Estate

when looking for a good piece of card to roll a filter or 'roach' for a joint
does anyone have any good roach real estate?
by steve peanut December 15, 2011
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Palos Verdes Estates Police

The assholes in Palos Verdes who get paid for nothing but take care of problems that the residents complain and whine about and to put stop signs in random places to slow everything down. Who needs police when the area is one of the wealthiest in California?
Dude, me and my bro were driving and we didn't see a stop sign so we got a ticket from the Palos Verdes Estates Police.
by AdomC June 24, 2015
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Sunny Day Real Estate

An "original" indie/emo band. SDRE, along with the other bands in the 1980s that first started emo, they are very awesome and actually talented unlike the "emo" crap we now have on MTV.
I love Sunny Day Real Estate, but I HATE that My Chemical Romance crap on MTV.
by someone from new york January 21, 2009
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Poets estate

Poets estate is a little estate full of crackheads and stoner kids who suck dick and blaze joints on a park. If you live on poets you probably know one of the local roadman known as Kayden Hudson who is stupidly hard and will smash your head in with his dick.
“Hey have u ever heard of Poets estate?”
“Yes it’s where that solid geeza kayden Hudson lives,Ragen west lives there aswell don’t mess with her she might look skinny and gay but she’s rock hard with all her snide shit” “if I’m honest poets is a scary estate
by BigOLDschlong10 February 16, 2019
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