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dysonpussy

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion
That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy
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Dylon Jones

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play
That Dylon Jones is weird
by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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Dymond

Dymond is very pretty and straight up. She is a lavish person and wants to be treated well but she has money of her own. Dyme is most definitely a ride or die type of person especially for her siblings. She has been hurt multiple times but doesn’t show it!
“Dymond”looks so gorgeous today!
by iamray March 21, 2021
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The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.
by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
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Dyonna

A loyal ass bitch who will literally shoot any ugly ass bitch who touch her close friends or her man
Dyonna is loyal
by Dyonna January 3, 2018
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dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG September 14, 2008
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