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DILBONE

MAKING BAD CHOICES IN EVERYDAY LIFE.
QUIT BEING A DILBONE!
by RICH1605 August 2, 2011
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Dilbert Gibbs

A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...
Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009
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Dilbert

Dilbert is a highly-read comic strip started in 1989 by cartoonist Scott Adams featuring the office life of character Dilbert and his partners: the scheming Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, often-angry Alice, the ignorant Pointy-Haired Boss, the genious garbage man, and other minor characters. Dilbert is portrayed as a smart, but often work-avoiding, employee. Wally is usually the same. The only hard-working engineer is Alice, but, despite her efforts, has never gotten a raise or any sort of credit for her work. Asok the Intern first appeared in 1996, and, although he is quick coming up with possible solutions to things, he is still naive of the real cruelties of the business world.

In the beginning, Dilbert and his companions were drawn purely by hand, and mailed off to the syndicate. Soon his work got more technology-related, and as of now, Scott Adams draws with no paper: he uses a Wacom Cintiq 21UX tablet/screen to draw on Adobe Photoshop. After, he emailed it to the syndicate. Scott Adams claimed that this technique is much more efficient than his previous ones on the Scott Adams Blog.
Guy-"Dilbert is like totally the best comic ever."
Other Guy-"Like, totally."
by cocoanutv May 5, 2009
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dilbert

1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.

2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
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dwiberette

Dwiberette (dwib, erette)

Only ever spoken by scungy dipshits in Logan who think it's ridiculously awesome to make up such a geeban name for a cigerette.
Oi pass us a dwiberette or else I'll cunt punt you!
by Sluggggggggg May 16, 2008
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dilbo

The combination between a Himbo and a DILF. As such, they should have all the basic traits of a himbo (Nice, Hot and Dumb) while also being a father or father material. The mother version would be a mimbo
I want to find myself a real nice Dilbo, like Phil from Modern Family.
by BoringTurtle August 8, 2021
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Dilbert

v. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision.
They Dilberted me again! My boss promised a customer a feature that doesn't exist, and now I'll have to work nights and weekends to implement it.
by itsgr82day November 14, 2005
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