dwarfed

An adjective describing the effects of smoking herbal incense intended as use for a legal high. Some brands include: Black Magic Smoke, Amsterdam Dreams, Yellow Mellow, etc. The high effect is different than that of Marijuana, and creates its own category. The name derives from Dwarf Skull, which may be found in some herbal smoking blends.
When you drink you get drunk.
When you smoke weed you get high.
When you smoke herbs, you get dwarfed.
by zakkyzmo March 20, 2010
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Dwarfs

A miget in direct possetion of a battle axe and a beard.
That man is small with a beard and a battle, axe he must be one of those Dwarfs I heard about earlier in the defenition.
by SRG. Donut September 03, 2009
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Dwarf

A slang term used to describe a pool of mortgage backed securities (MBSs) that have been issued by Fannie Mae and have a maturity of 15 years.
Man, It's time to toss that dwarf.
by Investment Biker October 15, 2008
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Dwarfing

When a male or female sets a sexual goal to have intercourse with seven men/women wearing the same "Snow White" Halloween costume, while dressing themselves as one of the Seven Dwarves for each subsequent encounter.
My friend Adam has been Dwarfing lately, he actually got #7 last night, and did her as Dopey.
by Paulie S. February 03, 2009
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squeezing a dwarf

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.
by not karl marx June 01, 2009
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red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom
" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine
by Lawrence H. June 04, 2005
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Dorm Dwarf

noun. The creatures that take residence in every college dorm room or apartment, they are directly responsible for the loss of "completed homework", giving college students the urge to procrastinate and get on facebook or urbandictionary. These sneaky devils throw college student's clothes all over their rooms while they aren't looking and make their rooms messy.
"Dude what happened to our clean room?"

"I don't know man, I was just watching TV and a dorm dwarf must have messed it up."
by College Professional October 20, 2009
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