south shore mass town houses and property worth a lot of money marshfield kids wanna make fun but can becuase they are poor bitches
by Frank December 18, 2004
Duxbury is filled with snobby bitches who think we're better than everyone else but really, we're not. We have no class, nothing to do, and too much money. We shove lacrosse sticks up our asses for the fun of it while we're chugging Vodka. We fuck all our friend's moms and the word virgin is unheard of. Our parents basically supply us with all the liquor and weed and sometimes even join in. We all suck on each other's chodes. Ever seen that 70's show where they all go around in a circle and pass the blunt? it's kinda like that except we go around and suck each others dicks. so really, it's not like that at all. Theres nothing good about our town. we suck. GO SWIM TEAM! bee tee dubzzzz, i wanted us to lose that hundredth lax game.
EX:
Junior: Hello Mrs. Smith, would you like to fuck?
Mrs. Smith: Why, yes, i would. Come over when my son has practice.
DUXBURY
Junior: Hello Mrs. Smith, would you like to fuck?
Mrs. Smith: Why, yes, i would. Come over when my son has practice.
DUXBURY
by mytownblowss May 11, 2009
A small dead-end town full of nothing much more but kids who are rich boat enthusiasts, wannabe classical musicians, and LAX bros. People here are usually just privileged idiots who can't carry a proper conversation with a decent person without being a douche bag at some point. Honestly, as human beings there is nothing that special about Duxbury residents. Instead of using their money and learning for the sake of learning and actual betterment, DEluxbury kids just let their parents pick what they do after school just to seem diverse and well-rounded for the colleges.
Typical Duxbury high schooler: "Oh my god is that violin made of Tigerwood?! Once I played a guitar made of tigerwood while going on tour with this new band, which you probably never heard of because you're musically retarded... But yeah, I love the sound of a F major chord...Have you ever heard of the band Fish? Oh yeah you have no talent nevermind... I failed my math midterm but thats okay, because I'm the best trumpet player ever."
by MIDSMAN January 27, 2011
See wealth, snobby, or boring. (n.) A town in southeastern Massachusetts where a bunch of stuck-up, rich asses live. If you have a good enough job and enough income you can be in the ever-elite Yacht Club which is located at Duxbury Harbor.
by RazorbladeKiss42 January 02, 2005
A really nice, rather wealthy town on the South Shore of Mass. Most individual kids from Duxbury are ok, but as a group they are an arrogant group of douche-bags. There is a natural hatred for the town by everyone else on the South Shore and all of Mass in general. Stop thinking you're richer than everyone by the way. None of the 20 highest median income towns in Mass are even on the South Shore so fuck it.
The boys lax team dominates life, but take it way to seriously. The reason they are so good is because their players come out the womb with a spoon in hand ready to lax. Also no one else in Mass cares about lax, which is a clear advantage. The hockey team is consistently one of the most overrated teams in the state and always gets stomped by the likes of Hingham and the Catholic Conference teams. I feel awful for the soccer team, because they are always dominant in a sport that every town takes seriously and don't get nearly the amount of attention they deserve. I truly respect the baseball team; however, as they are usually pretty damn good for kids not athletic enough to play lacrosse. I would mention girls sports but who cares.
Sick mascot you faggots, it's great that you have no relation to the ocean like every other South Shore town, but I'd rather be a Hull Butt Pirate than a Deluxbury Dragon. At least pick something more fitting like the Fairies if you want your mascot to be a mythical creature.
PS- Your girls have nothing on Hingham, Scituate, and Cohasset’s
The boys lax team dominates life, but take it way to seriously. The reason they are so good is because their players come out the womb with a spoon in hand ready to lax. Also no one else in Mass cares about lax, which is a clear advantage. The hockey team is consistently one of the most overrated teams in the state and always gets stomped by the likes of Hingham and the Catholic Conference teams. I feel awful for the soccer team, because they are always dominant in a sport that every town takes seriously and don't get nearly the amount of attention they deserve. I truly respect the baseball team; however, as they are usually pretty damn good for kids not athletic enough to play lacrosse. I would mention girls sports but who cares.
Sick mascot you faggots, it's great that you have no relation to the ocean like every other South Shore town, but I'd rather be a Hull Butt Pirate than a Deluxbury Dragon. At least pick something more fitting like the Fairies if you want your mascot to be a mythical creature.
PS- Your girls have nothing on Hingham, Scituate, and Cohasset’s
Last year the Duxbury boys lacrosse coach offered a current Syracuse Freshman attackmen a spot on his team...
The kid was a Hingham resident who the coach apparently expected to live with his assistant for the duration of the year in order to become eligible to attend Duxbury Public Schools
The kid was a Hingham resident who the coach apparently expected to live with his assistant for the duration of the year in order to become eligible to attend Duxbury Public Schools
by FTOBV February 02, 2011
A town in Massachusetts where the youth (who seem inexplicably enamored with their self-declared wealth) are none-the-less unaware of the distinction between "you're" and "your," as is apparent from many of these definitions.
"Hey Tad, isn't Duxbury da bomb?" "Why yes Muffy, YOUR right that it certainly is all dat, as well as a bag of chips."
by KingCaesar October 05, 2008
A small town off the coast of Massachusetts. They are also snobs who hate MArshfield.MArshfield is way better than Duxbury, we got the RAms. So u people in Duxbury you SUCK!
by mark April 16, 2005